The Federation of Hadou is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.101 billion Hadouans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Hadouan economy, worth 252 trillion Zennis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,044 Zennis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wandering Hadouans are known for their one-track minds, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, and Leader's campaign events reach their climax when the celebrity endorsers reveal themselves. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hadou's national animal is the Cubone, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hadou is ranked 60,394^th in the world and 911^th in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 199.5 cheeks per square mile.