The Federal Republic of Haekang is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Federal President Ryo Tae-ji with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.936 billion haekangais are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seoju. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient haekangais economy, worth a remarkable 2,604 trillion Hwons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 291,461 Hwons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption, people say chess victor Federal President Ryo Tae-ji can kill you with mind-bullets, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed, and search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haekang's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is secularism.

Haekang is ranked 44,276^th in the world and 12^th in Calme Ybovien for Nudest, with 214.75 cheeks per square mile.