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The Republic of HaHaYouCantProveItsME

“I'm not Puppet1!”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Struggling
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: BallsMoment

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HaHaYouCantProveItsME

Population317 million

Currencyrubledollar
Animalhawk

The Republic of HaHaYouCantProveItsME is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its restrictive gun laws, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 317 million HaHaYouCantProveItsMEians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 42.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant HaHaYouCantProveItsMEian economy, worth 4.56 trillion rubledollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 14,391 rubledollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, organ donation is compulsory, and citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HaHaYouCantProveItsME's national animal is the hawk.

HaHaYouCantProveItsME is ranked 218,315th in the world and 6th in BallsMoment for Highest Poor Incomes, with 13,102.46 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Conservative: 9,604thTop
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Most Income Equality: 15,426thMost Authoritarian: 17,169th

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