The Vent Sus Imposter of HaHaYouCantProveItsME is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 3.984 billion HaHaYouCantProveItsMEians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 43.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant HaHaYouCantProveItsMEian economy, worth 58.0 trillion rubledollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 14,546 rubledollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, organ donation is compulsory, and citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HaHaYouCantProveItsME's national animal is the hawk.

HaHaYouCantProveItsME is ranked 116,829^th in the world and 1^st in Baldest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.04 law-abiding acts per hour.