The Democratic Space State of Haivon is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Cvert with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.216 billion Haivonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Forseti. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Haivonian economy, worth 324 trillion Raquios a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 146,212 Raquios, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Generals have trouble barking orders over the sound of thundering artillery, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Haivonian language, and feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary. Crime is totally unknown. Haivon's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Distraction Dance.

Haivon is ranked 27,338^th in the world and 203^rd in 10000 Islands for Rudest Citizens, with 91.49 Insults Per Minute.