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The Democratic Space State of Haivon

“Try, Fail, Retry”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: 10000 Islands



Population2.216 billion

LeaderPresident Cvert
FaithDistraction Dance


The Democratic Space State of Haivon is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Cvert with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.216 billion Haivonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Forseti. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Haivonian economy, worth 324 trillion Raquios a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 146,212 Raquios, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Generals have trouble barking orders over the sound of thundering artillery, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Haivonian language, and feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary. Crime is totally unknown. Haivon's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Distraction Dance.

Haivon is ranked 27,338th in the world and 203rd in 10000 Islands for Rudest Citizens, with 91.49 Insults Per Minute.

Most Inclusive: 2,461stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,993rdNicest Citizens: 3,110thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,167thMost Influential: 3,284thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,508thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,752ndLargest Welfare Programs: 3,906thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,196thMost Developed: 4,453rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,928thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,303rdMost Pacifist: 5,318thSmartest Citizens: 5,355thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,394thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,087thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,284thLargest Governments: 7,308thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,571stHealthiest Citizens: 7,696thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,275thSafest: 8,641stMost Cultured: 8,751stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,182ndMost Beautiful Environments: 9,219thLowest Crime Rates: 9,285thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 11,225thMost Secular: 11,342ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,085thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,151stBest Weather: 12,665thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,230thMost Efficient Economies: 14,154thHighest Average Incomes: 14,355thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,370thMost Income Equality: 20,417th
Most Inclusive: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 63rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 66th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 69th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 69th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 70th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 79th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 81st in the regionMost Developed: 83rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 93rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 97th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 100th in the regionLargest Governments: 101st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 103rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 105th in the regionMost Pacifist: 110th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 126th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 126th in the regionMost Politically Free: 133rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 135th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 142nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 145th in the region

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