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The Most Serene Republic of Hajima

“Your life for gelatinous bliss” Countess Litchi von Chinensis

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Lazarus



Population17.591 billion

LeaderCountess Litchi von Chinensis

CurrencyIndigo Silver
AnimalIridescent Short-Haired Lychee

The Most Serene Republic of Hajima is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Countess Litchi von Chinensis with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 17.591 billion Hajimen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soapberry. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The Hajiman economy, worth a remarkable 1,904 trillion Indigo Silvers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 108,263 Indigo Silvers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Traumatized ex-ambassadors seek treatment for their "desk dissociation", the comic book series 'Countess Litchi von Chinensis and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, most pop videos prominently feature the Hajiman flag, and psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hajima's national animal is the Iridescent Short-Haired Lychee, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hajima is ranked 21,673rd in the world and 342nd in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 645.85248943192 Days.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,000thBest Weather: 1,123rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,187thTop
Safest: 1,618thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,773rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,861stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,009thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,237thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,360thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,579thLargest Governments: 2,702ndMost Secular: 2,800thLowest Crime Rates: 3,029thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,240thMost Influential: 3,600thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,871stHealthiest Citizens: 4,046thHighest Economic Output: 6,499thLargest Populations: 6,922ndMost Rebellious Youth: 7,302ndMost Advanced Public Education: 7,449thTop
Smartest Citizens: 8,101stMost Corrupt Governments: 9,012thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,818thMost Cultured: 13,638th
Best Weather: 48th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 49th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 58th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 76th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 80th in the regionSafest: 86th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 98th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 101st in the regionMost Influential: 107th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 119th in the regionMost Secular: 124th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 131st in the regionLargest Governments: 136th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 164th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 192nd in the regionLargest Populations: 208th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 222nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 267th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 303rd in the regionMost Stationary: 342nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 404th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 441st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 448th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 545th in the region

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