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The Queendom of Hajland

“Do what makes you happy but cause no harm.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the South Pacific



Population7.15 billion


The Queendom of Hajland is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.15 billion Hajlandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 34.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Hajlandian economy, worth 510 trillion Mellas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,339 Mellas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, and people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hajland's national animal is the Beluga, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hajland is ranked 19,761st in the world and 561st in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 84 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,124thMost Influential: 3,594thBest Weather: 7,768thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 9,200thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,513thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,254thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,298thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,060thMost Stationary: 11,455thNicest Citizens: 11,651stMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,356thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,689thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,240thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,300thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,876th
Most Stationary: 214th in the regionBest Weather: 249th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 283rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 290th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 321st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 325th in the regionLargest Populations: 330th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 331st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 343rd in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 388th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 396th in the regionMost Influential: 400th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 413th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 429th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 450th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 469th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 517th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 553rd in the regionMost Cultured: 561st in the regionMost Secular: 570th in the regionMost Inclusive: 592nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 617th in the region

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