The Kingdom of Hajoka-Balofa is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 351 million Hajoka-Balofans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 62.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Hajoka-Balofan economy, worth 6.90 trillion Terabytes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 19,659 Terabytes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hajoka-Balofa's national animal is the Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Hajoka-Balofa is ranked 273,289^th in the world and 40^th in Testregionia for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -5.29 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.