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The Kingdom of Hakketomat

“In our King we trust”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: 10000 Islands

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Hakketomat

Population13.065 billion

CapitalPalais d'Entreprise
LeaderJasan

CurrencyHug
AnimalKoala

The Kingdom of Hakketomat is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jasan with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 13.065 billion Hakketomatians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palais d'Entreprise. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hakketomatian economy, worth a remarkable 3,517 trillion Hugs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 269,197 Hugs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,468,984 per year while the poor average 3,099, a ratio of 796 to 1.

More citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water, hospitals have poor data security but send lots of bodies to be encrypted, mouldy bread is served as an appetizer in many restaurants, and the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Hakketomat's national animal is the Koala, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hakketomat is ranked 867th in the world and 17th in 10000 Islands for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 268,928.57 Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 308thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 311thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 458thRudest Citizens: 540thLargest Retail Industry: 613thMost Armed: 700thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 746thHighest Disposable Incomes: 867thHighest Crime Rates: 951stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,008thMost Efficient Economies: 1,034thFattest Citizens: 1,243rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,314thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,374thMost Secular: 1,530thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,618thMost Pro-Market: 1,750thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,896thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,286thTop
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Most Avoided: 2,437thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,573rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,774thHighest Average Incomes: 2,862ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,548thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,570thHighest Economic Output: 3,623rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,087thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,287thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,720thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,855thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,973rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,050thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,187thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,417thSmartest Citizens: 6,345thMost Stationary: 7,224thMost Influential: 8,893rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,371stLargest Mining Sector: 10,864thMost Cultured: 11,555thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 19,275thLargest Black Market: 19,278thLargest Populations: 20,365thLargest Governments: 22,481stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23,603rd
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Most Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 13th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 16th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 27th in the regionMost Avoided: 30th in the regionMost Secular: 33rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 37th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 37th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 43rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 43rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 48th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 48th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 49th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 50th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 55th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 58th in the regionMost Stationary: 58th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 59th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 61st in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 71st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 79th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 79th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 83rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 96th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 96th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 118th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 118th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hakketomat, the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end.
  • : Following new legislation in Hakketomat, mouldy bread is served as an appetizer in many restaurants.
  • : Following new legislation in Hakketomat, hospitals have poor data security but send lots of bodies to be encrypted.
  • : Following new legislation in Hakketomat, more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water.
  • : Following new legislation in Hakketomat, a spy for a spy makes the whole world less radioactive.
  • : Following new legislation in Hakketomat, stern tutting by international commentators has persuaded Hakketomat to disarm.
  • : Following new legislation in Hakketomat, prank shows are so hot right now.
  • : Following new legislation in Hakketomat, it's not only teenagers who mess around with fake IDs.
  • : Following new legislation in Hakketomat, Jasan's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
  • : Following new legislation in Hakketomat, citizens hear a diversity of opinions from a range of billionaire-owned corporations.

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