Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Truckler
Location: The Order of the Grey Wardens
Population | 14.273 billion |
Capital | Yggdrassil |
Leader | Santa Claus |
Faith | Athyism |
Currency | Candy Cane Gold Bar |
Animal | cow |
The Holy Lucky Christmas of Haku is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an iron fist, and renowned for its lack of airports, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.273 billion Hakuese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Hakuese economy, worth a remarkable 1,252 trillion Candy Cane Gold Bars a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 87,718 Candy Cane Gold Bars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 511,183 per year while the poor average 7,098, a ratio of 72.0 to 1.
Pater Maxxmas is said to deliver self-judgment rather than silver jewellery, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, the only place where one can see the Hakuese cherry tree is in a museum, and open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Haku's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.
Haku is ranked 244,213th in the world and 316th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Most Secular, with 13.6 Atheism Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Haku was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Haku, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost.
- : Following new legislation in Haku, the only place where one can see the Hakuese cherry tree is in a museum.
- : Following new legislation in Haku, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.
- : Following new legislation in Haku, Pater Maxxmas is said to deliver self-judgment rather than silver jewellery.
- : Following new legislation in Haku, the typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms.
- : Haku was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed, the Top 5% for Largest Retail Industry, and the Top 10% for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : Following new legislation in Haku, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense.
- : Following new legislation in Haku, the nation is constantly threatened with invasion but at least homosexuality in the military isn't a problem.
- : Following new legislation in Haku, the only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it.