Category: Anarchy | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Regional Influence: Page
Location: the Pacific
The Confederacy of Halbhalbha is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Anne R Kist with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 8.081 billion Halbians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Halbhalbha City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Halbhalbhan economy, worth a remarkable 2,594 trillion halbs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 321,063 halbs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,743,437 per year while the poor average 30,455, a ratio of 57.2 to 1.
Asking a cutie their star sign is always met with withering scorn, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, and a milk bath costs more than bathing in money. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Halbhalbha's national animal is the robot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Halbhalbha is ranked 29th in the world and 2nd in the Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 54,382 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Halbhalbha, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money.
- : Following new legislation in
Halbhalbha, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels.
- : Following new legislation in
Halbhalbha, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.
- : Following new legislation in
Halbhalbha, asking a cutie their star sign is always met with withering scorn.
- : Following new legislation in
Halbhalbha, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall.
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Halbhalbha, nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization.
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Halbhalbha, most halb coins are riddled with bite marks.
- : Following new legislation in
Halbhalbha, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
- : Following new legislation in
Halbhalbha, people all over Halbhalbha are dying of 'Mad Robot Disease'.
- : Following new legislation in
Halbhalbha, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold.