The Imperium of Halleon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Hallicus I with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 28.182 billion Halleonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Halleon City. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Halleonic economy, worth a remarkable 8,712 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 309,156 Imperial Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, and thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Halleon's national animal is the Imperial Eagel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hallicus Imperial Cult.

Halleon is ranked 767^th in the world and 2^nd in The Commonwealth Society for Most Patriotic, with 139.2 flags saluted per person per day.