The Bag Full of Halloween Candy is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Trick Or Treater with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 17.94 billion Halloween Candyians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Candy Bag. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Halloween Candyian economy, worth a remarkable 4,098 trillion candies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 228,430 candies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", and burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony. Crime is totally unknown. Halloween Candy's national animal is the vampire bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Halloween.

Halloween Candy is ranked 30,669^th in the world and 2^nd in Halloween for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.31 law-abiding acts per hour.