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The Creepy Lands of Halloween Night

“The Best Night Of The Year”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Halloween

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Halloween Night

Population17.398 billion

CapitalThe Haunted House
LeaderThe Trick Or Treater
FaithHalloween

Currencycandy
Animalbat

The Creepy Lands of Halloween Night is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Trick Or Treater with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 17.398 billion Halloween Nightians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Haunted House. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Halloween Nightian economy, worth a remarkable 3,749 trillion candies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 215,503 candies, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, and explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends. Crime is totally unknown. Halloween Night's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Halloween.

Halloween Night is ranked 17,200th in the world and 1st in Halloween for Most Stationary, with 1,722.11391867972 days.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 513thMost Advanced Public Education: 866thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,094thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,126thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,231stBest Weather: 1,622ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,777thMost Cultured: 1,820thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,867thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,161stHighest Food Quality: 2,196thSmartest Citizens: 2,320thLargest Governments: 2,403rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,444thMost Developed: 2,605thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,090thMost Efficient Economies: 3,528thRudest Citizens: 3,530thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,840thMost Inclusive: 4,042ndNicest Citizens: 4,399thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,428thHealthiest Citizens: 4,493rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,184thHighest Economic Output: 5,245thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,739thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,350thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,979thHighest Average Incomes: 8,179thMost Pacifist: 9,317thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,058thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,628thMost Secular: 14,160thLargest Retail Industry: 14,226thTop
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Most Stationary: 17,200thMost Influential: 18,449thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,221stLargest Populations: 20,862nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Halloween Night, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
  • : Following new legislation in Halloween Night, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in Halloween Night, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere.
  • : Halloween Night was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Halloween Night, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Following new legislation in Halloween Night, the entire entry for Halloween Night in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
  • : Following new legislation in Halloween Night, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • : Following new legislation in Halloween Night, government officials say that if you close your eyes and wish really hard the budget deficit will go away.
  • : Following new legislation in Halloween Night, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Halloween Night, military barracks resemble five-star hotels.

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