“B-Baka!!” Loli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline
|Category: Mother Knows Best State|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The North Pacific
|Leader||Loli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline|
The Loli Union Federal Republic of Ham Federation is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Loli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.621 billion Lolis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metrololi. The average income tax rate is 51.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Loli economy, worth 197 trillion Doll Hairs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,067 Doll Hairs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Loli husbands are dead good at fathering kids, there is something rotten in the state of Ham Federation, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, and teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ham Federation's national animal is the Hindslavic Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lolism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ham Federation was endorsed by The Commonwealth of United Kahndaq.
- : Ham Federation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Ham Federation was endorsed by The Kingdom of Angshire.
- : Ham Federation was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Clan Spaniel.
- : Ham Federation was endorsed by The People's Republic of PotatoFarmers.
- : Ham Federation was endorsed by The Colonial Dominion of Serendipita Martia.
- : Ham Federation was endorsed by The Republic of Nothru Lerple.
- : Ham Federation was endorsed by The Republic of Altamonte.
- : Ham Federation was endorsed by The Glorious Almighty Speaker of Gorundu.
- : Ham Federation was endorsed by The Holy Violet Fluff Invasion of Darcania.
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