The Ilyohinan Republic of Harannica is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Consul Abdul Ghani al-Yamin with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, prohibition of alcohol, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.986 billion Harannicans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galgaad. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Harannican economy, worth 80.5 trillion Kous a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 26,970 Kous, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, patriots insist that size does matter, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing, and the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Harannica's national animal is the Desert Hyenas, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ilyohin.

Harannica is ranked 56,392^nd in the world and 39^th in Greater Dienstad for Largest Governments, scoring 21.31 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.