The United Kingdom of Hard Boiled Eggs is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.353 billion Hard Boiled Eggsians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, with Administration, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 48.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Hard Boiled Eggsian economy, worth 74.4 trillion Rupees a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,003 Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, and the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hard Boiled Eggs's national animal is the Bison, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hard Boiled Eggs is ranked 63,538^th in the world and 4^th in RAAI for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 2,749.95 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.