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The State of Hassanal Bolkiah

“State”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: New Mexico

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Hassanal Bolkiah

Population17.326 billion

Currencybetale
Animaldeer

The State of Hassanal Bolkiah is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 17.326 billion Hassanal Bolkiahians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 30.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Hassanal Bolkiahian economy, worth 74.4 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 4,291 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens who become homeless are immediately executed, people who have lived their entire lives in Hassanal Bolkiah are shocked to discover that they are not citizens, the nation's coasts have been left unprotected while the entire navy sits in Brasilistani waters, and the might of the nation's air force has been deployed against people with sticks in boats. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hassanal Bolkiah's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hassanal Bolkiah is ranked 18,832nd in the world and 4th in New Mexico for Most Stationary, with 1,659.17430618332 days.

Top
1%
Most Authoritarian: 214thMost Income Equality: 301stMost Extreme: 1,296thMost Conservative: 1,401stTop
5%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 13,097thTop
10%
Most Stationary: 18,832ndLargest Populations: 21,068th
Top
10%
Most Income Equality: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hassanal Bolkiah was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Hassanal Bolkiah was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Hassanal Bolkiah's influence in New Mexico rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Hassanal Bolkiah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Hassanal Bolkiah was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Hassanal Bolkiah was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Hassanal Bolkiah was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Hassanal Bolkiah was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Stationary.
  • : Hassanal Bolkiah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Hassanal Bolkiah's influence in New Mexico rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".

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