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The Galactic Paradise of Hassett

“Strength Through Freedom”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Former United States

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Hassett

Population23.882 billion

CapitalRack City
Leaderno one in particular
Faithfreedom of religion

CurrencyNuka-Cola Cap
AnimalWar Hawk

The Galactic Paradise of Hassett is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by no one in particular with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 23.882 billion Hassettians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rack City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hassettian economy, worth a remarkable 6,526 trillion Nuka-Cola Caps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 273,301 Nuka-Cola Caps, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases, bris parties are all the rage, the Hassettian Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne", and robosexual marriages are increasingly common. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hassett's national animal is the War Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is freedom of religion.

Hassett is ranked 198,461st in the world and 3rd in Former United States for Most Primitive, scoring -385.75 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Top
1%
Most Politically Free: 4thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 103rdHighest Crime Rates: 199thMost Armed: 234thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 287thFattest Citizens: 341stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 388thLargest Gambling Industry: 418thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 454thMost Avoided: 720thMost Rebellious Youth: 754thMost Stationary: 798thHighest Disposable Incomes: 835thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 878thHighest Economic Output: 1,101stLargest Mining Sector: 1,212thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,271stHighest Drug Use: 1,377thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,505thTop
5%
Rudest Citizens: 2,204thHighest Average Incomes: 2,607thLargest Black Market: 2,770thLargest Retail Industry: 3,110thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,263rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,773rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,810thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,843rdLargest Populations: 4,093rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,678thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,296thMost Efficient Economies: 6,446thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,788thMost Influential: 7,702ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,263rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,741stNudest: 8,788thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,195thTop
10%
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 11,204thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,533rdHighest Poor Incomes: 14,919thSmartest Citizens: 15,176thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,876thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,756th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hassett was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Hassett was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Hassett was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Hassett was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Hassett was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Hassett was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Hassett was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Hassett was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Hassett was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Hassett was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.

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