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The Galactic Paradise of Hassett

“Strength Through Freedom”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Former United States

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Hassett

Population25.485 billion

CapitalRack City
Leaderno one in particular
Faithfreedom of religion

CurrencyNuka-Cola Cap
AnimalWar Hawk

The Galactic Paradise of Hassett is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by no one in particular with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 25.485 billion Hassettians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rack City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hassettian economy, worth a remarkable 6,965 trillion Nuka-Cola Caps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 273,301 Nuka-Cola Caps, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases, bris parties are all the rage, the Hassettian Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne", and robosexual marriages are increasingly common. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hassett's national animal is the War Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is freedom of religion.

Hassett is ranked 1,437th in the world and 1st in Former United States for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 9,453.47 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Top
1%
Most Politically Free: 3rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 112thHighest Crime Rates: 213thMost Armed: 243rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 292ndFattest Citizens: 343rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 354thLargest Gambling Industry: 409thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 470thMost Avoided: 707thMost Rebellious Youth: 735thMost Stationary: 755thHighest Disposable Incomes: 810thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 843rdHighest Economic Output: 1,092ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,335thHighest Drug Use: 1,414thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,417thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,437thTop
5%
Rudest Citizens: 2,507thHighest Average Incomes: 2,750thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,441stLargest Retail Industry: 3,477thLargest Black Market: 3,513thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,734thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,903rdLargest Populations: 4,015thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,162ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,302ndLargest Publishing Industry: 6,606thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,660thMost Efficient Economies: 7,305thMost Influential: 7,902ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,570thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,424thNudest: 9,736thTop
10%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 12,230thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,676thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,003rdHighest Poor Incomes: 15,680thSmartest Citizens: 15,840thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,832ndMost Corrupt Governments: 23,235th

National Happenings

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  • : Hassett was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Hassett was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Hassett was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Hassett was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Hassett was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Hassett was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Hassett was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Hassett was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Hassett was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Hassett was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.

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