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The Community of Hatakulamatakatak

“Chug hchug chug!”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population786 million

LeaderTamaka Kariknokerat Krhonhrak


The Community of Hatakulamatakatak is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Tamaka Kariknokerat Krhonhrak with an even hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 786 million Hatakulamatakatakians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokuliratikulak. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Hatakulamatakatakian economy, worth 70.6 trillion Hatakudollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Soda Sales. Average income is 89,839 Hatakudollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, bins outnumber trees in city parks, and vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Hatakulamatakatakian mussels the biggest in The North Pacific. Crime is totally unknown. Hatakulamatakatak's national animal is the manbearpig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hatakulamatakatak is ranked 10,567th in the world and 422nd in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 83.08 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,223rdTop
Most Influential: 2,806thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,964thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,296thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,518thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,320thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,735thNicest Citizens: 6,127thMost Inclusive: 6,283rdHighest Drug Use: 6,420thNudest: 8,371stTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 9,899thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,266thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,567thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,340thRudest Citizens: 12,783rdMost Cultured: 12,848thMost Secular: 13,597thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,046thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,135thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,175thSmartest Citizens: 15,463rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,638thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,735thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,432nd
Highest Drug Use: 141st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 184th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 203rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 214th in the regionNudest: 282nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 305th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 333rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 345th in the regionMost Inclusive: 389th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 422nd in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 454th in the regionRudest Citizens: 491st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 529th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 538th in the regionMost Cultured: 640th in the regionMost Secular: 706th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 709th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 718th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 744th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 770th in the regionMost Influential: 793rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 800th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 823rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 848th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 863rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hatakulamatakatak, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Hatakulamatakatakian mussels the biggest in The North Pacific.
  • : Following new legislation in Hatakulamatakatak, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Hatakulamatakatak, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles.
  • : Following new legislation in Hatakulamatakatak, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Hatakulamatakatak, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts.
  • : Hatakulamatakatak endorsed The Queendom of Eravonia.
  • : Hatakulamatakatak was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest and Highest Drug Use.
  • : Hatakulamatakatak was endorsed by The Queendom of Eravonia.
  • : Following new legislation in Hatakulamatakatak, Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges.
  • : Following new legislation in Hatakulamatakatak, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 126 » Notyoutopia, The Rhein States, Sil Dorsett, Shin-Hachioji, Alunya, Yaorozu, Territorio di Nessuno, Loutsland, Great Bights Mum, Trillius, Sundred, Napnomadia, Sunto, Kwaj, Dar es Saalam, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Omnistria, Corfad, North Bratislava, El Fiji Grande, Spartoptia, Test for a new hope, Koda-Land, Dreadton, Shibutani, Ethnon, Federation Terra Australis, Sinelona, Shadowrik, Torakuen, Wilkshire, Glurponia, Guer Aike, 1 very fast endotarter, Frances Francis the First of France, Kobagia, Constantinolia, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Jasminlandia, Zumlandia, Aratani, Kasazzastan, Elder Realms, Black Templares, Wineclaw, Selfgradatude, Newpromisedland, New Bremerton, Steraz, Egalico, and 76 others.PlanetPunk, Xzavia-Hjar, Haor Chall, Bearical, Valhalla123, Steampunk Ariel, Amauri, Pleroma Sans Romans, Sockmanland, Great Javadwipa, Utopicican, Siwale, Penrith, Pallaith, Rkainjel, Vincone Cae, Runeda, Makersaulache, Cuyan, Daiz, Abject Ludicrosity, Maott, Lindsaystan, Zeternia, Orado, The Tampa Bay Rays, Wisconsota, Holy Oranz, Lanterkint, New Octicarg, Ibiscaton, Duerrlewang, Victoriaans Nederlands, Tamgu, McMasterdonia, Fizban, Miruma, Juggernautilus, Warcaa, The Stratosphere Islands, Orven, Guslantis, Delmak, Ponantine, Racoda, Nakayo, Pasargad, Ozstan, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Malta Comino Gozo, Gnomewatchers, The Iron Lions, Moubarakistan, Joodey, Xentherida, Altamonte, Nothru Lerple, Partax, PotatoFarmers, Clan Spaniel, Angshire, United Kahndaq, Kranostav, Loli County, Yukti, Germanic Araya, Pazair, Phoeba, Seenvorland, Viridiann, Dabarastan, Afcon, Zyvetskistaahn, Neworva, Parmovand, and Eravonia.

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