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The Dictatorship of Hathian Prime

“Für Ehre, Einheit, und Brüderlichkeit” Markus Auron-Sirus

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: The Versutian Federation

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Hathian Prime

Population3.898 billion

CapitalArkon
LeaderMarkus Auron-Sirus

CurrencyHathian Pound
AnimalHathian Hawk

The Dictatorship of Hathian Prime is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Markus Auron-Sirus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, zero percent divorce rate, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.898 billion Hathenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arkon. The average income tax rate is 31.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Hathian Primean economy, worth 671 trillion Hathian Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,253 Hathian Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and money is being desperately pumped into the ruined economy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hathian Prime's national animal is the Hathian Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Hathian Prime is ranked 21,249th in the world and 13th in The Versutian Federation for Most Stationary, with 661.78129173748 Days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,998thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,734thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,797thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,061stHealthiest Citizens: 4,155thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,445thLowest Crime Rates: 5,123rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,038thMost Authoritarian: 7,136thTop
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Most Conservative: 8,249thHighest Average Incomes: 8,658thBest Weather: 8,914thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,129thMost Secular: 9,413thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,510thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,024thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,409thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,576thMost Cultured: 11,848thLargest Black Market: 11,887thMost Developed: 12,009thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,630thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,850thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,797thSmartest Citizens: 14,422nd
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Most Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hathian Prime, money is being desperately pumped into the ruined economy.
  • : Following new legislation in Hathian Prime, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
  • : Following new legislation in Hathian Prime, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them.
  • : Following new legislation in Hathian Prime, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease.
  • : Following new legislation in Hathian Prime, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.
  • : Hathian Prime was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Hathian Prime, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went.
  • : Following new legislation in Hathian Prime, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material.
  • : Following new legislation in Hathian Prime, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.
  • : Following new legislation in Hathian Prime, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.

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