The Community of Haven Springs is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.579 billion Citizens of Haven Springs are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 73.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Haven Springsian economy, worth 246 trillion Haven Dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,191 Haven Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods, a government program is underway to revitalize Haven Springs's beaches, and hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haven Springs's national animal is the Doe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Haven Springs is ranked 2,811^th in the world and 58^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.12 law-abiding acts per hour.