The Queendom of Havenfell is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Melania with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program. The compassionate population of 17.911 billion Havanans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eurasia City. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Havanish economy, worth a remarkable 2,287 trillion credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 127,710 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, national stress about the waning heir-line is causing a rise in alopecia, and older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Havenfell's national animal is the red wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Havenfell is ranked 326,853^rd in the world and 4,868^th in the South Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -18.28 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.