The Spartanist Order of Havia Sysis is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Andersen Shüntz with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.56 billion Sysians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blood Acre. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Sysianian economy, worth a remarkable 2,413 trillion Kovals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 434,008 Kovals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is under martial law, the government is encouraging violence on television, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, and urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Havia Sysis's national animal is the Blood Wyvern, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Spartanism.

Havia Sysis is ranked 917^th in the world and 12^th in 10000 Islands for Highest Average Incomes, with 434,008.1 Standard Monetary Units.