The Dominion of Havoc Highlands is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sir Havoc McDouglas VII with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.866 billion Havoc Highlandsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ligma. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Havoc Highlandsian economy, worth a remarkable 5,345 trillion Jounts a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 336,929 Jounts, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,363,341 per year while the poor average 55,503, a ratio of 24.6 to 1.

The government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, Sir Havoc McDouglas VII's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, and barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Sloth Sea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Havoc Highlands's national animal is the Sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Slotholicism.

Havoc Highlands is ranked 10,196^th in the world and 1^st in Leave Me Alonia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 100.71 law-abiding acts per hour.