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The Empire of Hawk Scol Laske

“Oppression is the Severest Form of Freedom”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Atlantis 42

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Hawk Scol Laske

Population2.414 billion

CapitalLaske City
LeaderSupreme Leader Snoke
FaithLaskeanism

CurrencyQuetzel
AnimalOkapi

The Empire of Hawk Scol Laske is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Snoke with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.414 billion Laskeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Laske City. The average income tax rate is 47.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Laskean economy, worth 263 trillion Quetzels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,258 Quetzels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', and crossbow bolts fill the skies if so much as a sparrow flies overhead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hawk Scol Laske's national animal is the Okapi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Laskeanism.

Hawk Scol Laske is ranked 71,424th in the world and 1st in Atlantis 42 for Most Stationary, with 98.24828434328 Days.

Top
5%
Largest Insurance Industry: 1,699thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,803rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,729thTop
10%
Healthiest Citizens: 11,278thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,366thMost Pacifist: 13,633rdMost Developed: 14,728th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hawk Scol Laske's influence in Atlantis 42 rose from "Dominator" to "Hermit".
  • : Following new legislation in Hawk Scol Laske, crossbow bolts fill the skies if so much as a sparrow flies overhead.
  • : Following new legislation in Hawk Scol Laske, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.
  • : Following new legislation in Hawk Scol Laske, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers.
  • : Hawk Scol Laske voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Koem Kab".
  • : Hawk Scol Laske agreed to construct embassies between Atlantis 42 and SECFanatics.
  • : Hawk Scol Laske voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn North East Somerset".
  • : Following new legislation in Hawk Scol Laske, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Hawk Scol Laske voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The New Inquisition".
  • : Following new legislation in Hawk Scol Laske, father-son fishing trips have been banned.

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