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The Republic of Haxxoristan

“Primus inter pares”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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Haxxoristan

Population41.178 billion

Currencytaler
Animalscript kiddy

The Republic of Haxxoristan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 41.178 billion Haxxoristanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Haxxoristanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,479 trillion talers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 108,788 talers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 418,272 per year while the poor average 19,484, a ratio of 21.5 to 1.

Military spending recently hit a new high, angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, and the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Haxxoristan's national animal is the script kiddy, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Haxxoristan is ranked 221,794th in the world and 6,655th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 28.91808565908 days.

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Largest Populations: 1,181stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,002ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,499thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,965thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,564thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,010thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,125thFattest Citizens: 6,445thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,360thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,754thMost Avoided: 8,143rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,056thLargest Gambling Industry: 13,665thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 19,777thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,777thHighest Crime Rates: 27,256thMost Pro-Market: 27,607th
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Largest Populations: 34th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 126th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 185th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 217th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 220th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 221st in the regionFattest Citizens: 331st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 350th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 353rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 427th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 435th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 440th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 471st in the regionMost Avoided: 480th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 660th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 674th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 834th in the region

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