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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie

“I don't even answer any issues and I'm still first.”

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Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: belgium


HC Eredivisie

Population43.892 billion

CapitalA little village up the coast
FaithMax Barryism

AnimalHctib Elttil

The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, aversion to nipples, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 43.892 billion HC Eredivisieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 48,916 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,114,469 Fwooshes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

A citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, postcards from HC Eredivisiean driving test centres are popular souvenirs, and the nation has been sent to bed early for unspecified naughtiness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Elttil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 21,678th in the world and 22nd in belgium for Smartest Citizens, with 60.2 quips per hour.

Highest Economic Output: 2ndLargest Mining Sector: 3rdLargest Black Market: 4thHighest Average Incomes: 6thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8thLargest Insurance Industry: 9thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15thHighest Poor Incomes: 17thMost Patriotic: 21stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 38thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 42ndMost Avoided: 73rdMost Corrupt Governments: 83rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 112thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 118thLargest Governments: 135thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 143rdFattest Citizens: 205thMost Advanced Public Transport: 254thMost Subsidized Industry: 298thLargest Populations: 309thMost Secular: 374thLowest Crime Rates: 412thMost Efficient Economies: 610thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 755thLargest Gambling Industry: 767thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,089thLargest Retail Industry: 1,319thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,370thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,638thRudest Citizens: 2,026thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,512thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 4,029thMost Influential: 5,423rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,736thMost Stationary: 10,204thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,016thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 16,563rdSmartest Citizens: 21,678th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 19th in the region

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