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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie

“I don't even answer any issues and I'm still first.”

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Location: belgium


HC Eredivisie

Population39.749 billion

CapitalA little village up the coast
FaithMax Barryism

AnimalHctib Elttil

The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 39.749 billion HC Eredivisieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 44,042 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,108,019 Fwooshes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

A citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, postcards from HC Eredivisiean driving test centres are popular souvenirs, and the nation has been sent to bed early for unspecified naughtiness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Elttil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 243,392nd in the world and 191st in belgium for Most Inclusive, scoring 7.1 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Highest Economic Output: 2ndLargest Mining Sector: 3rdMost Patriotic: 3rdLargest Black Market: 3rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rdHighest Average Incomes: 4thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9thLargest Insurance Industry: 11thHighest Poor Incomes: 14thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 32ndMost Avoided: 64thMost Corrupt Governments: 65thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 85thLargest Governments: 117thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 128thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 128thFattest Citizens: 178thMost Subsidized Industry: 182ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 299thMost Secular: 314thLowest Crime Rates: 344thMost Efficient Economies: 374thLargest Populations: 391stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 661stLargest Gambling Industry: 724thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 960thLargest Retail Industry: 978thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,008thRudest Citizens: 1,147thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,316thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,424thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,603rdMost Influential: 5,746thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,261stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,020thTop
Most Stationary: 12,952ndMost Advanced Public Education: 15,666thSmartest Citizens: 21,569th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the region

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