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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie

“I don't even answer any issues and I'm still first.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: belgium

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HC Eredivisie

Population46.801 billion

CapitalA little village up the coast
LeaderRichard
FaithMax Barryism

CurrencyFwoosh
AnimalHctib Elttil

The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, aversion to nipples, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 46.801 billion HC Eredivisieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth a staggering 52,090 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,113,023 Fwooshes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in HC Eredivisie, and police are trained in using their steel-capped boots as a tool of law enforcement. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Elttil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 10th in the world and 1st in belgium for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 30,112.35 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Highest Economic Output: 2ndLargest Mining Sector: 3rdLargest Black Market: 4thHighest Average Incomes: 6thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9thLargest Insurance Industry: 9thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24thHighest Poor Incomes: 26thMost Patriotic: 42ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 51stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 54thMost Avoided: 83rdMost Corrupt Governments: 98thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 125thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 125thLargest Governments: 146thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 173rdFattest Citizens: 231stMost Advanced Public Transport: 242ndLargest Populations: 368thMost Secular: 402ndLowest Crime Rates: 449thMost Subsidized Industry: 454thMost Efficient Economies: 733rdLargest Gambling Industry: 909thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,031stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,366thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,479thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,504thLargest Retail Industry: 1,842ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,287thRudest Citizens: 2,482ndTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 4,097thMost Influential: 4,675thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,650thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,477thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 17,793rdSmartest Citizens: 21,514th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 15th in the region

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