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The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie

“I don't even answer any issues and I'm still first.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: belgium

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HC Eredivisie

Population37.157 billion

CapitalA little village up the coast
LeaderRichard
FaithMax Barryism

CurrencyFwoosh
AnimalHctib Elttil

The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 37.157 billion HC Eredivisieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 41,384 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,113,774 Fwooshes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones, the only place where one can see the HC Eredivisiean cherry tree is in a museum, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and police nightsticks see use all day long. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Elttil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 19th in the world and 1st in belgium for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 30,703.93 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Highest Economic Output: 2ndLargest Mining Sector: 2ndLargest Black Market: 3rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rdHighest Average Incomes: 5thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8thLargest Insurance Industry: 9thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19thHighest Poor Incomes: 21stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 31stMost Avoided: 43rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 47thMost Corrupt Governments: 51stLargest Governments: 96thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 122ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 133rdMost Subsidized Industry: 135thFattest Citizens: 168thMost Secular: 248thLowest Crime Rates: 301stMost Advanced Public Transport: 317thMost Efficient Economies: 325thLargest Populations: 399thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 447thLargest Retail Industry: 740thLargest Gambling Industry: 740thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 793rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 858thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,217thRudest Citizens: 1,394thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,390thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,075thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,943rdMost Influential: 6,490thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,375thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,604thMost Stationary: 15,977thMost Conservative: 20,018th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : HC Eredivisie lodged a message on the Belgium Regional Message Board.
  • : HC Eredivisie lodged a message on the Belgium Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, police nightsticks see use all day long.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the only place where one can see the HC Eredivisiean cherry tree is in a museum.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, it is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes.
  • : HC Eredivisie endorsed The Startling Empire of Riemstagrad.

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