Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Duckspeaker
Location: belgium
Population | 46.801 billion |
Capital | A little village up the coast |
Leader | Richard |
Faith | Max Barryism |
Currency | Fwoosh |
Animal | Hctib Elttil |
The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, aversion to nipples, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 46.801 billion HC Eredivisieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.
The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth a staggering 52,090 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,113,023 Fwooshes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in HC Eredivisie, and police are trained in using their steel-capped boots as a tool of law enforcement. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Elttil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.
HC Eredivisie is ranked 10th in the world and 1st in belgium for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 30,112.35 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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HC Eredivisie altered its national flag.
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HC Eredivisie altered its national flag.
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HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
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HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead, Most Zombified, and Most Zombies.
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HC Eredivisie was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from
The Republic of ERNS Sunset Shimmer, infecting 1,327 million survivors.
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HC Eredivisie was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from
The Republic of Pony 4, infecting 1,053 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
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HC Eredivisie's influence in Belgium rose from "Nipper" to "Duckspeaker".
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HC Eredivisie was admitted to the World Assembly.
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HC Eredivisie lodged a message on the Belgium Regional Message Board.
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HC Eredivisie applied to join the World Assembly.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.