The Commonwealth of Healiopolis is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 718 million Healers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 64.8%.

The all-consuming Healiopolisian economy, worth 62.0 trillion kits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 86,384 kits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, and welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Healiopolis's national animal is the beetle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Healiopolis is ranked 8,834^th in the world and 394^th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,004.56 on the Clooney Contribution Index.