The Commonwealth of Healiopolis is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by St Patrick with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.576 billion Healers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Healiopolisian economy, worth 178 trillion kits a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 113,562 kits, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

Eminent domain has been abolished, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Healiopolis City for fear of causing a fuss, and metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Healiopolis's national animal is the beetle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Life.

Healiopolis is ranked 182,534^th in the world and 6,442^nd in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 48.6 Whatever.