The Colony of Heather O Rourke is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Heather ORourke with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.902 billion Heather O Rourkeans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santee. The average income tax rate is 31.1%.

The very strong Heather O Rourkean economy, worth 283 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 57,833 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The treehouse in Dove Park is the tallest building in Heather O Rourke, birth rates have hit an all-time low, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, and the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Heather O Rourkeans any less frightened. Crime is totally unknown. Heather O Rourke's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Movies.

Heather O Rourke is ranked 141,727^th in the world and 6,697^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.72 law-abiding acts per hour.