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The Havafafjion Skyline of Hedollesamhof

“The city at night...isn't it beautiful?”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Herta Space Station

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Hedollesamhof

Population11.439 billion

CapitalHavafafjio
LeaderMaria Costanza
FaithNone

CurrencyDollar
AnimalPython

The Havafafjion Skyline of Hedollesamhof is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Maria Costanza with an even hand, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.439 billion Hedollesamhofians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Havafafjio. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.5%.

The very strong Hedollesamhofian economy, worth 696 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,857 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government, and hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hedollesamhof's national animal is the Python, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Hedollesamhof is ranked 119,261st in the world and 106th in Herta Space Station for Most Stationary, with 302.37530647968 days.

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5%
Nudest: 7,976thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,956thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,178thTop
10%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,101stSafest: 25,591st
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5%
Nudest: 32nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 44th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 60th in the regionMost Influential: 66th in the regionLargest Populations: 67th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 68th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 88th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 102nd in the regionMost Stationary: 106th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 106th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 111th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hedollesamhof, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
  • : Following new legislation in Hedollesamhof, newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Hedollesamhof, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme.
  • : Following new legislation in Hedollesamhof, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill.
  • : Following new legislation in Hedollesamhof, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
  • : Following new legislation in Hedollesamhof, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout.
  • : Following new legislation in Hedollesamhof, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee.
  • : Following new legislation in Hedollesamhof, parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Hedollesamhof, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Hedollesamhof, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans.

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