The Crystal Dragons of Heiis an Rayn is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kel with a fair hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 27.153 billion Heiis an Raynites love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helios. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Heiis an Raynian economy, worth a remarkable 2,468 trillion Rayns a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 90,896 Rayns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Code enforcement officers circle wealthy Heiis an Raynites like vultures, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', and textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heiis an Rayn's national animal is the Heiis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Heiis an Rayn is ranked 384^th in the world and 1^st in The Others for Safest, scoring 194.74 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.