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The Dominion of Heillblod

“Wolf-time, wind-time, axe-time, sword-time”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Fair
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Newcomer

Location: Nazi Europa

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Heillblod

Population550 million

CapitalAgeatiboer

CurrencyPenningr
AnimalWolf

The Dominion of Heillblod is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its smutty television, triple-decker prams, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 550 million Heillblodians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ageatiboer. The average income tax rate is 88.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Heillblodian economy, worth 22.3 trillion Penningrs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 40,484 Penningrs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Etiquette guides advise visitors to 'grovel gracefully', religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, and historical fiction has been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heillblod's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Heillblod is ranked 175,395th in the world and 70th in Nazi Europa for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 4,817.68 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Primitive: 345thMost Ignorant Citizens: 761stTop
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Most Devout: 3,109thMost Authoritarian: 4,692ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,993rdTop
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Best Weather: 10,466thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,110thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,641stLargest Welfare Programs: 13,815thMost Extreme: 13,904thMost Conservative: 14,302ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,040thMost Cultured: 17,252ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,584thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,621st
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the region

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