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The Eleusinian Sanctuary of Helensted

“The stag prances, no matter the forest.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: Sol Aeternalis

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Helensted

Population18.629 billion

CapitalKnossos
FaithThe Gnostic Cult of Gaia

Currencypsilocybin mushroom
AnimalStag

The Eleusinian Sanctuary of Helensted is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 18.629 billion Helenstedians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Knossos. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Helenstedian economy, worth a remarkable 2,625 trillion psilocybin mushrooms a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,938 psilocybin mushrooms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Leader, the government funds large training centres to turn Stags into functioning members of society, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, and the national anthem is considered broadly offensive to those who don't believe in The Gnostic Cult of Gaia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Helensted's national animal is the Stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Gnostic Cult of Gaia.

Helensted is ranked 131,146th in the world and 7th in Sol Aeternalis for Most Stationary, with 250.17297877808 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,090thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,537thHighest Economic Output: 8,667thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,843rdMost Developed: 11,422ndMost Beautiful Environments: 11,518thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,159thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,845thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,189thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,434thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,662ndLargest Governments: 14,174thTop
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Safest: 15,531stBest Weather: 15,590thSmartest Citizens: 15,606thMost Cultured: 16,374thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,338thMost Armed: 17,563rdMost Advanced Public Education: 17,788thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,917thLargest Populations: 18,606thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,029thLowest Crime Rates: 20,382ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,790thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,154thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,471stHighest Food Quality: 23,114thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,137thHighest Average Incomes: 25,875thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,943rdMost Patriotic: 29,449th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the region

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