The HELLSHIP UWU of Hell4 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by OH GLORIOUS LEADER SATAN with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.836 billion SLAVE OF OH GLORIOUS LEADERS are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of OH GLORIOUS LEADER TOWN. The average income tax rate is 44.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hell4ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,314 trillion SATAN COINS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 121,336 SATAN COINS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, and local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hell4's national animal is the DEVIL, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is OH GLORIOUS ANITICRISTIN.

Hell4 is ranked 66,228^th in the world and 2^nd in The Imperial Legion of Rome for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,102.71 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.