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The Armed Republic of Hellingrad

“Verbrennen Sie im heiligen Feuer” Isen Drak

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Nipper

Location: Lazarus

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Hellingrad

Population3.589 billion

CapitalDrachenhölle
LeaderIsen Drak

CurrencySaints
AnimalTimber Wolf

The Armed Republic of Hellingrad is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Isen Drak with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.589 billion Hellingradians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drachenhölle. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hellingradian economy, worth 413 trillion Saints a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 115,241 Saints, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children, third world countries are rich in "I Love Drachenhölle" t-shirts, pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids, and billions of Saints are being blown on orbital weapons development. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hellingrad's national animal is the Timber Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hellingrad is ranked 185,989th in the world and 6,562nd in Lazarus for Most Avoided, scoring 0.72 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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5%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,594thMost Armed: 3,741stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,211thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,091stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,771stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,720thTop
10%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,878thMost Cultured: 14,164thMost Inclusive: 14,378thLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,235thMost Developed: 19,100thHealthiest Citizens: 19,790thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,955thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,292nd
Top
5%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 159th in the regionMost Armed: 185th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 250th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 269th in the regionTop
10%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 414th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 463rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 507th in the regionMost Average: 654th in the regionMost Inclusive: 733rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 740th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hellingrad, billions of Saints are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellingrad, pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellingrad, third world countries are rich in "I Love Drachenhölle" t-shirts.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellingrad, prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children.
  • : Hellingrad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellingrad, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellingrad, fire and brimstone sermons are accompanied by napalm and fragmentation bombs.
  • : Hellingrad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellingrad, international trade can be a pain to deal with.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellingrad, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities.

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