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The Hellish landscape of HELLLLL

“The Dark Lord Cometh to NationStates” Bootleg Satan

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Page

Location: New Western Empire

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HELLLLL

Population2.465 billion

CapitalDissapointment
LeaderBootleg Satan
FaithSatanism

CurrencyGold
AnimalBat

The Hellish landscape of HELLLLL is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Bootleg Satan with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.465 billion HELLLLLians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Welfare and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dissapointment. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The all-consuming HELLLLLian economy, worth 202 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 82,290 Golds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 752,705 per year while the poor average 974, a ratio of 772 to 1.

Government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares, what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other, giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide, and the "fire department" is often called to remove offensive religious texts. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. HELLLLL's national animal is the Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

HELLLLL is ranked 234,543rd in the world and 198th in New Western Empire for Most Developed, scoring 42.78 on the Human Development Index.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 349thMost Valuable International Artwork: 536thMost Ignorant Citizens: 885thHighest Crime Rates: 1,116thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,146thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,901stMost Avoided: 2,356thTop
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Most Primitive: 2,955thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,156thFattest Citizens: 3,760thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,370thLargest Mining Sector: 6,482ndLargest Retail Industry: 6,813thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,322ndMost Armed: 10,863rdMost Rebellious Youth: 11,532ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,621stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11,664thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 12,388thMost Influential: 13,726thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,193rdMost Pro-Market: 22,015thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22,818th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 12th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionNudest: 17th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 18th in the regionFattest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19th in the region

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