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The Commonwealth of Hellsinky

“Sweet talking hides sinister actions”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The North Pacific



Population2.285 billion


The Commonwealth of Hellsinky is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.285 billion Hellsinkyians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Welfare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 52.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Hellsinkyian economy, worth 164 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,117 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hellsinky has designated Hellsinky City as its capital city, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, and teenagers sit around on their butts all day. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hellsinky's national animal is the quokka, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Hellsinky is ranked 29,776th in the world and 1,428th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 48.67 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 224thMost Influential: 450thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 7,786thMost Pacifist: 11,687thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,597thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,615thSafest: 14,779thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,457thMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,138thNicest Citizens: 19,791stLongest Average Lifespans: 21,794thMost Secular: 25,313th
Most Influential: 99th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 168th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 453rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 471st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 546th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 689th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 717th in the regionSafest: 854th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,035th in the regionNicest Citizens: 1,073rd in the region

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