The Divine Empire of Hellvorta is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Heavenly Emperor Typhon with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.799 billion Demons are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Administration, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heliopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Hellvortan economy, worth 558 trillion Chrisos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 199,705 Chrisos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,757,934 per year while the poor average 3,311, a ratio of 530 to 1.

Dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, Heavenly Emperor Typhon's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, and both criminals and civilians are DOA. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hellvorta's national animal is the Tyrannosaurus Imperator, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Divine Year.

Hellvorta is ranked 11,167^th in the world and 344^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 199,705.52 Standard Monetary Units.