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The Republic of Here Kitty Kitty 10

“A house is not a home without the contentment of a cat.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: Here Kitty Kitty

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Here Kitty Kitty 10

Population7.073 billion

Currencykibble
Animalcat

The Republic of Here Kitty Kitty 10 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.073 billion kitties are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 46.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving feline economy, worth 596 trillion kibbles a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 84,392 kibbles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Thrift shops are closing their doors, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments", and pitchforks and torches are coming back into fashion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Here Kitty Kitty 10's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Here Kitty Kitty 10 is ranked 46,074th in the world and 10th in Here Kitty Kitty for Most Stationary, with 945.77690859128 days.

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Fattest Citizens: 7,281stMost Avoided: 7,302ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,181stLargest Retail Industry: 10,779thMost Devout: 12,538thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,753rdTop
10%
Largest Black Market: 16,990thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,825th
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10%
Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Here Kitty Kitty 10, pitchforks and torches are coming back into fashion.
  • : Following new legislation in Here Kitty Kitty 10, harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments".
  • : Following new legislation in Here Kitty Kitty 10, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward.
  • : Following new legislation in Here Kitty Kitty 10, thrift shops are closing their doors.
  • : Following new legislation in Here Kitty Kitty 10, a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa.
  • : Following new legislation in Here Kitty Kitty 10, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy.
  • : Following new legislation in Here Kitty Kitty 10, cholera is seen as the holiest of diseases.
  • : Following new legislation in Here Kitty Kitty 10, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
  • : Following new legislation in Here Kitty Kitty 10, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
  • : Following new legislation in Here Kitty Kitty 10, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements.

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