“Cats and potatoes for everyone!”
|Category: Left-wing Utopia|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The North Pacific
The Free Land of HereIsPotato is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Chief Potato with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.044 billion HereIsPotatoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Patatia. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.
The thriving HereIsPotatoan economy, worth 595 trillion Potatoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 98,585 Potatoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, and it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools. Crime is totally unknown. HereIsPotato's national animal is the House cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : HereIsPotato was endorsed by The Republic of Avenged Sevenfoldia.
- : HereIsPotato was endorsed by The Kingdom of Angshire.
- : HereIsPotato was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Clan Spaniel.
- : HereIsPotato was endorsed by The People's Republic of PotatoFarmers.
- : HereIsPotato was endorsed by The Republic of Nothru Lerple.
- : HereIsPotato was endorsed by The Republic of Altamonte.
- : HereIsPotato was endorsed by The Glorious Almighty Speaker of Gorundu.
- : HereIsPotato was endorsed by The Holy Violet Fluff Invasion of Darcania.
- : HereIsPotato was endorsed by The North Pacifican General of Francois Isidore.
- : HereIsPotato endorsed The Unified Dynasties of Kaschovia.
Endorsements Received: 154 » Territorio di Nessuno, Sundred, Pallaith, Siwale, Shibutani, El Fiji Grande, Buckerino, Alunya, Shin-Hachioji, Corfad, Yaorozu, Misuvelia, Shadowrik, Black Templares, Saturns Edge, Ninjak30, Omnistria, Great Bights Mum, Dreadton, Napnomadia, North Bratislava, Koda-Land, Frances Francis the First of France, Acrabinnia, Guslantis, Notyoutopia, Kulgatha, Newpromisedland, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Sinelona, Ibiscaton, Wineclaw, Zemnaya Svoboda, Amauri, Fayyayid, Ethnon, Kwaj, New Bremerton, Babacar, Holy Oranz, Sil Dorsett, Jasminlandia, Maott, Steampunk Ariel, Solmetria, Federation Terra Australis, The Rhein States, Plangainer, Sunto, Egalico, and 104 others.Dar es Saalam, Kasazzastan, PlanetPunk, Q w e r t y, Guer Aike, Trillius, Wilkshire, Marijuana Haven, New Pruessen, Spartoptia, Sea Ghost, United Draconia, Selfgradatude, Lunallian, Pasargad, Sheldanada, Steraz, Joodey, Haor Chall, Torakuen, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, The Pantheons, Unimaginable Doom, Astronomical, General COE, Ejhsa, Valhalla123, Rkainjel, Victoriaans Nederlands, Lomjia, Aratani, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Bananoonza, Yummy Blubber, Ikea Rike, Free Azzaca, Legendsland, Moubarakistan, British Pacific Islands, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Votak Matim, Republic of New Atlantis, Noahs Second Country, Former English Colony, Test for a new hope, Rynion, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Hileville, Antityranicals, Elder Realms, Constantinolia, Xentherida, Makersaulache, Glurponia, Kobagia, Zumlandia, Orado, Xzavia-Hjar, Bearical, Sockmanland, Utopicican, Vincone Cae, Runeda, Cuyan, Daiz, Lindsaystan, The Tampa Bay Rays, Zeternia, Wisconsota, Lanterkint, New Octicarg, Duerrlewang, Grimandia, Quebekistand, McMasterdonia, Frie Annium, Miruma, Juggernautilus, The Stratosphere Islands, Abject Ludicrosity, Orven, Tamgu, Delmak, Ponantine, Great Robertia, Racoda, Tellavinna, Ozstan, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Malta Comino Gozo, Gnomewatchers, The Iron Lions, Kaschovia, Francois Isidore, Darcania, Gorundu, Altamonte, Nothru Lerple, PotatoFarmers, Clan Spaniel, Angshire, and Avenged Sevenfoldia.