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The Armed Republic of Herete

“To each their own”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Testregionia

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Herete

Population11.53 billion

CapitalREDACTED
LeaderREDACTED
FaithREDACTED

CurrencyUnits
AnimalTardigrade

The Armed Republic of Herete is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by REDACTED with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.53 billion Hereteans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and International Aid. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of REDACTED. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient heretean economy, worth a remarkable 1,767 trillion Units a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 153,332 Units, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 924,137 per year while the poor average 11,442, a ratio of 80.8 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, only the richest get to see out of their windows, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, and women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Herete's national animal is the Tardigrade, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is REDACTED.

Herete is ranked 300,245th in the world and 47th in Testregionia for Most Primitive, scoring -299.85 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Top
1%
Highest Drug Use: 249thHighest Crime Rates: 436thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 501stRudest Citizens: 583rdMost Armed: 611thFattest Citizens: 723rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 825thMost Avoided: 1,301stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,399thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,420thLargest Retail Industry: 1,633rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,794thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,972ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,110thTop
5%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 5,705thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,103rdMost Secular: 15,511thTop
10%
Highest Economic Output: 16,409thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,213thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,787thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19,494thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,580thLargest Gambling Industry: 20,104thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,856thHighest Average Incomes: 23,349thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,816thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 26,210thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27,209thMost Pro-Market: 27,484thMost Politically Free: 30,940thMost Extreme: 31,392nd
Top
5%
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
10%
Fattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Herete, women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up".
  • : Following new legislation in Herete, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.
  • : Following new legislation in Herete, only the richest get to see out of their windows.
  • : Herete was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Herete, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Herete, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas.
  • : Herete was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Herete, the nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of Heretean Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate".
  • : Following new legislation in Herete, Herete's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Herete's influence in Testregionia rose from "Page" to "Squire".

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