The Kingdom of Herzegs is a massive, safe nation, notable for its smutty television, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, devout population of 2.15 billion Herzegsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gelsenford. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.2%.

The strong Herzegsian economy, worth 111 trillion Zloties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,938 Zloties, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Most citizens in Herzegs are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel, and more than one company makes the board game Monopoly. Crime is relatively low. Herzegs's national animal is the Lion.

Herzegs is ranked 245,898^th in the world and 8^th in CHfS for Most Secular, with 13.62 Atheism Rate.