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The Sexy Funland of Hetairaea

“Live. Love. Laugh. Lewd!”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: The Free Nations Region

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Hetairaea

Population3.028 billion

CapitalShangri-La
LeaderPresident Gwen Matisch
Faithcommunal loving

CurrencySauce
AnimalSuccubus

The Sexy Funland of Hetairaea is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Gwen Matisch with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.028 billion Hetairaeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shangri-La. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hetairaean economy, worth 587 trillion Sauces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 194,023 Sauces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Atheists in the nation feel uneasy living in buildings where they were once vilified, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, and for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs. Crime is totally unknown. Hetairaea's national animal is the Succubus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is communal loving.

Hetairaea is ranked 8,278th in the world and 27th in The Free Nations Region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,748.92 Tourists Per Hour.

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Nicest Citizens: 590thRudest Citizens: 597thMost Cheerful Citizens: 655thMost Compassionate Citizens: 658thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,208thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,254thHighest Drug Use: 1,277thMost Inclusive: 1,428thMost Politically Free: 1,592ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,610thMost Pacifist: 1,881stTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,430thMost Influential: 2,690thBest Weather: 3,702ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,823rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,944thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,027thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,075thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,805thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,948thHealthiest Citizens: 5,450thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,161stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,784thHighest Average Incomes: 6,843rdLargest Retail Industry: 7,493rdMost Cultured: 7,504thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,761stSmartest Citizens: 8,070thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,278thLargest Governments: 8,897thNudest: 8,912thMost Developed: 10,024thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 13,538thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,827thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,167thMost Secular: 16,111thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,097thMost Extreme: 18,878thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,896thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,607thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,449th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionNudest: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 15th in the regionMost Cultured: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 17th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 20th in the regionMost Stationary: 22nd in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 26th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionMost Developed: 29th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 39th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 43rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 49th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hetairaea, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs.
  • : Following new legislation in Hetairaea, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common.
  • : Following new legislation in Hetairaea, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Hetairaea, atheists in the nation feel uneasy living in buildings where they were once vilified.
  • : Following new legislation in Hetairaea, government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay.
  • : Hetairaea lodged a message on the The Roleplay Paradise Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Hetairaea, the new Succubus Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls.
  • : Following new legislation in Hetairaea, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks.
  • : Following new legislation in Hetairaea, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor.
  • : Following new legislation in Hetairaea, money can't buy love but mercy is entirely negotiable.

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