The Federal Republic of Hexastalia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Ilona Istvan with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 5.308 billion Hexastalians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hexstal. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Hexastalian economy, worth 591 trillion Buckaroos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 111,486 Buckaroos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Atheism is seen as a prerequisite for political power, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, the government has enacted freedom of information, and all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hexastalia's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Hexastalia.

Hexastalia is ranked 100,979^th in the world and 2^nd in Alliance of Pkardia for Most Patriotic, with 16.33 flags saluted per person per day.