The Personal Stash of High School Stoners is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by That Stoner Over There with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, restrictive gun laws, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-working, democratic population of 13.179 billion High School Stonersians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Secret Spot. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.0%.

The frighteningly efficient High School Stonersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,415 trillion joints a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 107,422 joints, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, and families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs. Crime is almost non-existent. High School Stoners's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Marijuana.

High School Stoners is ranked 10,736^th in the world and 2^nd in Stoners for Most Pacifist, with 129.81 cheeks turned per day.