The Definitely not a crazy guy of Hindikubalan is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Beloved Socialist Revolutionary with a fair hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.131 billion Hindikubalanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Forrestias. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hindikubalanian economy, worth 807 trillion Neo-Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 157,323 Neo-Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, and the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hindikubalan's national animal is the Pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Voluntary Secularism.

Hindikubalan is ranked 168,356^th in the world and 29^th in BTM Puppet Storage for Most Patriotic, with 9.07 flags saluted per person per day.