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The Commonwealth of Hintuwan

“No-one provokes me without impunity”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: Southern Sea Region

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Hintuwan

Population5.888 billion

CapitalHaijing
LeaderPresident Bulalacao
FaithRoman Catholicism

Currencypiloncito
Animalcarabao

The Commonwealth of Hintuwan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Bulalacao with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.888 billion Hintuwanis enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haijing. The average income tax rate is 48.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Hintuwani economy, worth 580 trillion piloncitoes a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,606 piloncitoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Justice is blinding, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-piloncito mansions, and autocrats are persona non grata. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hintuwan's national animal is the carabao, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Hintuwan is ranked 206,330th in the world and 1st in Southern Sea Region for Most Stationary, with 40.35235611892 days.

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1%
Most Primitive: 1,238thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,800thTop
5%
Most Devout: 3,420thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,487thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,650thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,006thLargest Retail Industry: 10,166thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,661stTop
10%
Fattest Citizens: 14,867thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,575thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,688thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,181stLargest Black Market: 19,420thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23,995thMost Inclusive: 28,287th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hintuwan's influence in Southern Sea Region rose from "Dominator" to "Hegemony".
  • : Following new legislation in Hintuwan, autocrats are persona non grata.
  • : Following new legislation in Hintuwan, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-piloncito mansions.
  • : Following new legislation in Hintuwan, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms.
  • : Following new legislation in Hintuwan, justice is blinding.
  • : Hintuwan's influence in Southern Sea Region rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".
  • : Following new legislation in Hintuwan, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Hintuwan, tax avoidance is a serious affair.
  • : Following new legislation in Hintuwan, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call.
  • : Following new legislation in Hintuwan, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.

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