The Psychedelic Community of Hippies is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by That Hippie Over There with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 24.247 billion Hippiesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Haight-Ashbury. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Hippiesian economy, worth a remarkable 5,913 trillion hits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 243,868 hits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vaccinations are mandatory, the nation leads Hippies in per capita stalking, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, and internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Hippiesian weed picker are way up. Crime is totally unknown. Hippies's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Peace.

Hippies is ranked 44,570^th in the world and 2^nd in Hippies for Nudest, with 214.25 cheeks per square mile.