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The Psychedelic Community of Hippies

“Peace”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Hippies

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Hippies

Population24.247 billion

CapitalThe Haight-Ashbury
LeaderThat Hippie Over There
FaithPeace

Currencyhit
Animaldog

The Psychedelic Community of Hippies is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by That Hippie Over There with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 24.247 billion Hippiesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Haight-Ashbury. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Hippiesian economy, worth a remarkable 5,913 trillion hits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 243,868 hits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vaccinations are mandatory, the nation leads Hippies in per capita stalking, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, and internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Hippiesian weed picker are way up. Crime is totally unknown. Hippies's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Peace.

Hippies is ranked 44,570th in the world and 2nd in Hippies for Nudest, with 214.25 cheeks per square mile.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 95thMost Advanced Public Education: 138thMost Beautiful Environments: 245thBest Weather: 505thMost Cheerful Citizens: 558thHighest Average Tax Rates: 652ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 662ndMost Rebellious Youth: 755thLargest Publishing Industry: 782ndMost Cultured: 811thMost Advanced Public Transport: 831stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 938thMost Pacifist: 939thSmartest Citizens: 941stLargest Governments: 951stHighest Drug Use: 960thHighest Food Quality: 970thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,102ndNicest Citizens: 1,173rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,482ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,613thMost Inclusive: 1,658thMost Developed: 1,782ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,159thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,358thHighest Economic Output: 2,634thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,886thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,961stTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 3,487thMost Efficient Economies: 3,526thSafest: 4,291stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,741stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,943rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,072ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,645thHighest Average Incomes: 6,017thRudest Citizens: 6,469thMost Secular: 9,224thLargest Populations: 11,470thMost Influential: 14,456thMost Stationary: 15,568thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 22,269th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hippies, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Hippiesian weed picker are way up.
  • : Following new legislation in Hippies, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
  • : Following new legislation in Hippies, the nation leads Hippies in per capita stalking.
  • : Hippies was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Hippies, vaccinations are mandatory.
  • : Following new legislation in Hippies, large sections of Hippies have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.
  • : Following new legislation in Hippies, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals.
  • : Hippies was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Hippies, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • : Following new legislation in Hippies, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.

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