The Great Kingdom of His9ania is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Kaiser VII with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.374 billion Hispanics are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pfeiferburg. The average income tax rate is 65.5%.

The all-consuming Hispanic economy, worth 270 trillion Dabloons a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,917 Dabloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Sports club owners are having a moneyball, heirs who take too long in the bathroom are declared missing and presumed dead, it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt, and the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. His9ania's national animal is the Yokai, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mythology.

His9ania is ranked 46,251^st in the world and 2,931^st in Lazarus for Highest Average Incomes, with 113,917.37 Standard Monetary Units.