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The Liberal Dictatorship of His Excellency

“Totalitarianism wasn't meant to be this sexy.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Communist Cartel


His Excellency

Population4.592 billion

CapitalNew Londonistan
LeaderGod Empress Angela Merkel
FaithBa'athist Dollyism

CurrencyZimbabwean Dollar

The Liberal Dictatorship of His Excellency is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by God Empress Angela Merkel with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.592 billion subjects of His Excellency are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Londonistan. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Excellent economy, worth a remarkable 1,130 trillion Zimbabwean Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 246,112 Zimbabwean Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process, Excellent tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, and death compensation has some family members fearing to pay back others' debt they may be disappearing. Crime is totally unknown. His Excellency's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ba'athist Dollyism.

His Excellency is ranked 6,196th in the world and 2nd in Communist Cartel for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 12 Valid Endorsements.

Nudest: 232ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 627thLargest Welfare Programs: 729thMost Compassionate Citizens: 784thMost Subsidized Industry: 808thMost Inclusive: 865thNicest Citizens: 886thMost Developed: 893rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,019thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,088thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,110thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,112thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,122ndLargest Governments: 1,187thMost Pacifist: 1,191stSmartest Citizens: 1,274thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,495thHealthiest Citizens: 1,605thMost Secular: 1,681stTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 1,843rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,957thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,136thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,404thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,433rdBest Weather: 2,731stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,909thHighest Average Incomes: 3,051stMost Influential: 3,377thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,439thSafest: 3,565thMost Cultured: 3,731stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,865thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,196thMost Efficient Economies: 8,212thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 8,597thHighest Economic Output: 12,667th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the region

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