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The Liberal Dictatorship of His Excellency

“Totalitarianism wasn't meant to be this sexy” God Empress Angela Merkel

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: Communist Cartel


His Excellency

Population6.203 billion

CapitalNew Londonistan
LeaderGod Empress Angela Merkel
FaithBa'athist Dollyism

CurrencyZimbabwean Dollar

The Liberal Dictatorship of His Excellency is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by God Empress Angela Merkel with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.203 billion subjects of His Excellency are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Londonistan. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Excellent economy, worth a remarkable 1,550 trillion Zimbabwean Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 249,994 Zimbabwean Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, the His Excellency Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, the government is avowedly secular, and the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons. Crime is totally unknown. His Excellency's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ba'athist Dollyism.

His Excellency is ranked 205,185th in the world and 3rd in Communist Cartel for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -23.19 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Nudest: 320thLargest Welfare Programs: 713thLargest Information Technology Sector: 771stMost Efficient Economies: 781stMost Compassionate Citizens: 814thNicest Citizens: 880thMost Inclusive: 908thMost Developed: 935thMost Subsidized Industry: 973rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,014thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,066thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,087thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,103rdLargest Governments: 1,122ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,145thMost Secular: 1,184thSmartest Citizens: 1,243rdMost Pacifist: 1,261stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,398thHealthiest Citizens: 1,598thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,708thLowest Crime Rates: 1,878thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,902ndTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,221stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,270thBest Weather: 2,320thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,703rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,018thSafest: 3,387thHighest Average Incomes: 3,388thMost Influential: 3,590thMost Cultured: 3,811thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,270thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,816thHighest Economic Output: 10,150thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 14,357thMost Stationary: 16,636thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,636th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : His Excellency voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Access to Abortion".
  • : His Excellency agreed to construct embassies between Communist Cartel and Alcoroe.
  • : His Excellency voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Military Identification Tag Act"".
  • : His Excellency approved the World Assembly proposal "Stop unnecessary Police brutality ".
  • : His Excellency approved the World Assembly proposal "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
  • : His Excellency voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Australian rePublic".
  • : His Excellency voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Arbitration Act".
  • : His Excellency lodged a message on the Communist Cartel Regional Message Board.
  • : His Excellency voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Supporting and Valuing the Humanities".
  • : His Excellency voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn Vandoosa"".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 1 » Washingtonan.

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